A perfect script of life

Dear no ones,

There are confusions and loads of doubts in believing the existence of god. There is definitely trust-issues to vote for the right man, who will do good for the country. Mind plays the Pendulum Game way too well, in choosing who's the best sportsperson: Sachin Tendulkar or Vishwanathan Anand? But.... But.... But,..... There is one thing, which I am 200% sure and 1000% confidence. It's that, nobody reads this blog. I can bet my life for that and I am damn sure, I am going to win it. If they conduct an award function to recognize the most boring blog or the stupidest blog on earth, I will definitely hit all the five nominations.

Well, must be wondering what the f**k has happened to this guy? Well, Its just my way of taking the frustration outta my head. I am not feeling comfortable talking to my friend or family about it. But a man gotta speak or as today's generation says, 'gotta let out the steam'. I thought, this might be the best way, by letting the words to scream for me. Well, you might think that there can be other ways to do it, rather than typing bullshit over the internet. You, are absolutely right, but I have a film writer's card which unfortunately makes me a writer. So, just to do some justice to the card, I thought of scribbling something on my, so-called Blog. So here I am, being all crazy. Some great minds here must have definitely found zillions of grammatical error in my writing, which is quite possible. Those minds will definitely think, how on earth they issued a writer's card to me? My humble answer to those noble souls (Which I prepared to save myself from further embarrassment ), The idea of language is to communicate the message, properly to the listener or reader. So, if you are able to get it, then just leave it (I mean the grammar part).

So, yeah getting back to the topic. What's the reason for writing this blog? Well, to give you a brief introduction about it, I must start my sentence with this, 'Life is a bitch.' Sorry for not minding my language. But, I searched the whole thesaurus website to find a decent alternative for that word, but nothing was so direct like the one above. Getting back to my topic, it's been just four days since I got my salary and I have already spent 80% of it, and this is the golden month, where the good movies are hitting the theater every Friday. My relationship with movies are like the regular dialysis process. I hope you can understand the relation. Getting back to my story of life,  I have't been to gym from past three days, as my vehicle has gone for service. And, I am trying really hard to loose my fat, so I am literally on a no rice diet. I gotta eat raw vegetables every day at lunch, so things get really hard for met to see my colleagues romancing everyday with rice. There is no money in the wallet, no balance in the phone, no air in my cycle tubes and no petrol in my bike and above all, no girlfriend. There is this one girl, whom I liked from my school days, keeps visiting me in my dream. Don't worry, there is no outdoor song sequences in it. The best part is, even in dreams, she denies my proposal. Don't you feel, it's a well written script? But..... But..... But..... here is one last thing that will allow you to add the word, 'perfect' to it. Now, I have got relationship troubles as well. I'd be glad to tell you what exactly I am talking about. But, details will take another 4000 words of explanation, which I think is a sheer waste of time. I am going to use a one-liner to explain my situation, I hope you will understand the subtext in it:

'I threw an ice ball at my friend for fun, but it ended up to be a rock.'

There goes my last line in bold letters. I don't know, reading this post is really going to entertain you or going to make you feel sorry for me or going to remind you of your situation or going to generate ideas to slap me? I jus wanna thank you for reading it.

Love ya'll....